Feb
01

Second Verse, Same as the First! Minicast, 02/01/11

Hey, it’s February! Happy February! So I’ve been doing this for a whole month, have I? Wow, how time flies, and you suddenly realise that you’ve done basically nothing productive with your Summer that could help you out in your studies that you return to the very next day.

Yes, the real challenge will come tomorrow, when I have my first class day. It will finish at 5:30 p.m, where I normally start watching my daily movie at 6 o’clock. It’ll be interesting if I can:

a) Get everything done in time still

and b) Not be exhausted by the day to do even more work once I’m done.

So today, I watched a fantasy movie, the first in a trilogy, based off a book, in which a young protagonist must keep an object of great power from falling into the wrong hands as an ensemble of good guys travel far across the lands to accomplish their goal. Sound familiar? What? No, of course it’s not that! Tolkien doesn’t own that concept, jeez!

That’s right, to listen to today’s Minicast, on “The Golden Compass”, just click the doodad below.

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And click this linky doodad to download it!

Regards,

≈Roy42

Jan
31

It Was Its Destiny – Minicast, 01/31/11

Last Minicast of January! Unless I’ve fallen into another universe where January goes for 38 days instead of 31, or some crazy shit like that.

Anyway, I had kinda wanted to not do any of the movies that were done/would be done by the Gonzo Movie Reviews, but I realised that I’d have very little in the way of stuff I like left to talk about.

That is absolutely not the reason why I picked tonight’s movie, but it is why I won’t be not doing this film series throughout the year. Double negative…what does it mean?

Anyway, my young apprentice, you should totally listen to yet another person’s raging at the Star Wars prequels. Tonight’s Minicast, on “Episode I: The Phantom Menace”, is right below. Let the hate flow through you, as it did me; and listen to it.

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Download the file here. It is your dessssssssssssssssstiny.

Regards,

≈Roy42

Jan
28

Worthless to Society – Minicast, 01/28/11

In the same fashion that today’s Minicast is incredibly short, because I just don’t like the movie — and can hardly understand why I watched it instead of anything good — I’m gonna keep this post brief.

So to listen to today’s Minicast, on “Disaster Movie”, take a gander below.

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It’s not really worth it, but you can download it as well.

Regards,

≈Roy42

Jan
27

Roy42 vs The Minicast, 01/27/11

‘Yeah, that’s hilarious, Roy! It’s such a meta joke and everyone’ll love you forever for making that the title of your blog post today.’

I have a lot to say about this movie; and that’s really why I didn’t say all of it in tonight’s Minicast. When I’m going to talk seriously about it, I’ll make sure to do it when I have time to think really hard about what I want to say about it.

But I still managed to talk for awhile about enough parts of the movie that I was okay with putting it up as today’s Minicast. So without furthe-achoo! Here’s (by which I mean, below here, is) today’s Minicast, on “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World”.

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Downloads make the world go around!

Regards,

≈Roy42

Jan
26

Less is More! Minicast, 01/26/11

Oddly enough, the quote on the top of my WordPress admin page, courtesy of some plugin, says “It’s so nice to have you back where you belong.”

And it’s nice to be back at a place where I didn’t have to spend four hours editing the same thing, twice, before I can go to bed at 3 a.m.

I probably should’ve watched the movie on the weekend before I watched it for a Minicast, though, because I hadn’t seen this one for several years and I found it a little difficult, for about half an hour, to say that much about it.

Anyway, you can listen to me talk about one of my favourite films of all time, “The Iron Giant”, right under this sentence.

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And right underneath that, you can download it!

Regards,

≈Roy42

Jan
25

And Now For Something Comple-hurk! Minicast, 01/25/11

EDIT: Finally got it finished and properly saved and exported and lah-dee-dah.

Thankfully, having done it once already, I knew exactly what I needed to keep an ear out for at each take, when I said a thought over and over so I wasn’t slurring too much. Only took an hour to edit it together, then about half an hour to split each of the segments of me talking about the previous 15 minutes of the film apart.

But it’s done and uploaded and you can now listen to it.

Fair warning: I’m incredibly ramble-y in this one; I didn’t have a script, so I had to do a lot of work to tighten it up as much as possible in the editing. I left it with a lot of the “uh”s and “er”s and such intact, to help keep with the informal feeling of the Minicast today.

And when it gets to me talking as the credits roll (when you start hearing actual music playing in the background) it gets even worse, since I couldn’t cut any of that out, as it would’ve been incredibly obvious and sounded terrible with the jarring music. But I still do ramble a lot in those six-ish minutes of the credits.

Regardless, I’m personally kinda proud of today’s Minicast; it’s about the longest I think I’ll ever get on one of these — just over 20 minutes, eh? — and I couldn’t have picked a better movie to want to do the Minicast in this fashion with. There’s so much I love saying about it.

So have a listen of today’s Minicast, on “Kids In America”, down below.

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And if you downloaded it, I’d feel even more appreciated.

I’ll leave the original post in blockquote tags below, also.

Regards,

≈Roy42

All right, the universe conspires against me, so I just had to punch the ground for the past five minutes, then my desk, then pick up all the shit that fell over from me banging my hands in anger.

You see, literally when I hit the command shortcut to save the Minicast as I was done, Adobe Soundbooth, of course, crashed on me.

Literally every other day that I’ve done this but today, it wouldn’t have been that much of a concern. But today, I did something different.

Instead of just watching the movie, then writing shit down, then recording me saying that shit, I just riffed at 15 minute intervals throughout the film, totalling at 54 minutes of record time, which took me two-to-three hours to cut down to just over twenty minutes.

I promised to myself I’d do one everyday, so I have half an hour to now do that two-to-three hours of editing, then upload it on my cripplingly slow Internet connection. This is the only time I’m going to break this rule (and maybe one other time) but today, the Minicast is going to be a couple of hours late.

Fuck it: I’m going to get to sleep very, very, very late, it seems, but I am genuinely proud of managing to edit it once to something that is kinda fun to listen to, in my hopefully worthwhile-to-pay-attention-to opinion, and I will not let it just go unheard.

It’s coming! It really is! In the meantime, why not go acquire a copy, by some means, of tonight’s movie, “Kids In America”? You can watch that, and that’d do about half, if not most of the waiting time. It’s a good movie, by the way.

Jan
24

Put On A Happy Face! Minicast, 01/24/11

For reasons I won’t bore you with, assuming you haven’t already just skipped down to the player, I couldn’t get up from where I went to sleep last night at all today. Didn’t have it in me, physically or mentally. So I had to watch something on my iPhone. However, I only had three movies on it, two of which were 9 and Fantastic Mr. Fox, which I’d already done Minicasts for.

So my mind was made up for me, I guess. I did eventually manage to get myself over to my desk to write down today’s Minicast, but I still wish I’d been able to watch something else. I couldn’t think of that much to say tonight on account of me being kinda still depressed. Even half of my delivery is really, really not that good and depressive.

But I did it, still. Wrote, recorded, edited and uploaded. I’m surprised I’m even keeping it up this long, but I am. If you want to listen to me hate Corpse Bride, more as a result of not being happy today than anything, just look down below.

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Or even download it, for whatever reason, you can.

Regards,

≈Roy42

Jan
21

Holy Technicalities, Batman! Minicast, 01/21/11

No, I’m not doing a Batman movie tonight. But I am doing something that is a movie by technicality.

I mean, it’s a TV movie, a.k.a three or so episodes mashed together. But it’s feature length and it’s in my “Feature Length” folder, so I’m counting it, so there, now get out of my treehouse, no girls allowed!

You can listen to tonight’s Minicast, on “Futurama: Bender’s Big Score”, right down there!

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Or, if it tickles your fancy, download it!

Regards,

≈Roy42

Jan
20

Not As Bad As All That – Minicast, 01/20/11

Dude, the month’s almost over and I’m still bothering to do these! Now I assume by doing High School Musical 2 yesterday, absolutely nobody’s left here anymore. So I figure there’s no risk in saying I don’t think tonight’s film was all that terrible, despite what some might say.

So without further achoo, (I’m sick! It’s so funny what I just did there!) here’s tonight’s Minicast on, of all films, The Last Airbender. Of the two Avatar films, it wasn’t even the better not-that-great one. So have a listen, if you dare, below.

Oh and by the way, I mentioned in it a movie that’s coming out quote-unquote “next year”, when I meant this year; 2011. It’s still January, I’m allowed to make that fuck-up.

What? No, of course not. I had already stopped the recording when I realised that I had it wrong. Now that Soundbooth doesn’t force me to do it over again to get rid of the sound weirdness, I’m getting it all done and dusted with one sound file per day. Until that fucks me over too much or something.

Anyway, Minicast!

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If you’re a sick little weirdo, you can download it, even.

Regards,

≈Roy42

Jan
19

And No Singing! Minicast, 01/19/11

It’s a musical tonight! Specifically, “High School Musical 2″.

Now I know you might already be thinking of never ever paying attention to anything I say ever again, but really, it was just the first film that slurped testicles, as I explain inside.

A couple of years ago, I had actually written a review of all three movies. I had thought about making a YouTube video of still images/stock footage to go with it and see how well that went over, but nothing ever came of it. Plus, at an average reading speed, it wouldn’t have fit under the mere ten minutes of video that I was allowed back then.

I considered for a few minutes tonight, doing the Minicast by just reading out the review and saying “that applies to the other two as well, so I won’t be doing a Minicast on them now,” but that’d just be cheap, and my writing — and ability to convey thoughts in writing — has gotten better since then. The second part, not so much, but still better than what that review was.

Anyway, if you wanna listen, it’s right under here. Why are you still reading if you want to listen? Unless you’ve already clicked and were listening while you read this, you sly dog!

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Download it!

Regards,

≈Roy42

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